2 Great jokes

A student spotted Einstein on a train to New York. The student asked Einstein: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says “No, but I know where I am.”

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