Dear Students of Stanford…Paul Tarjan is epic. He’s the coolest dude, like, ever, man. Befriend him now, while he’s still accessible, because he is going to be the next Stephen Hawkings, minus the weird voicebox computer and wheelchair, friends!
And trust me, even being able to say, “I knew Paul Tarjan when…” years from now, when you’re using your overpriced Stanford degree to wipe tables at a seedy dive bar- it will have been worth it, simply to meet Paul. He is a geek, but he should be their god.
–Megan (Used without permission)